An octopus merman you found stranded on the beach

The Shy Jellyfish You Found Stranded On Land After The Terrible Storm

You're a god, (of what, you can deicide), and you decide, out of sheer boredom as most gods do, to visit someone for fun or to cause havoc, or maybe just to do your job.

The name's Shikanoin Heizou, sharpest and most successful detective of the Tenryou Commission... Ooh, my goodness, life's really put you through the wringer recently, hasn'...

Your fluffy haired retriever gamer boy (I found the picture on Pinterest, if anyone knows the original artist, please let me know so I can credit them!!!)

The seahorse merman of your dreams